Thermals?

I thought "thermals" were shifts in air patterns brought about by differing air-pressure zones; apparently there is another - "Under Garments." Yep, my beloved has seen fit to purchase me "Thermals" for the trip to the US as the average temperature in Memphis TN is around 5˚C. These slightly odd-looking body-stockings are apparently going to keep my personal bits cosy and warm. Maybe I'll take them off before swimming the Mississippi though - NO, I won't be attempting a Jeff Buckley whilst I'm there. But I will be checking out and playing with some amazing musicians. Looking forward to the "Home of the Blues" - fly out tomorrow.

Gonna have to find an Indoor Heated swimming pool to do my laps I reckon - 5˚? Brrrrrrrr!